It's Opposite Day!:

Who knew?! Today was opposite day according to the Gosmen children. Here I am at Matt's parent's house and the youngest informed me that today is opposite day and proceeded to justify every one of his actions by raising the black and white flag.

"It's opposite day!" He screamed in triumph.

Everything was justified from his desire to steal my chain and wallet to eating pretzels. If you can't beat them, join them, right?

So I proceeded to end every sentence with, "because it's opposite day." For example: "What are you doing," asked the young sappling. "I'm washing dishes... because it's opposite day. Didn't you get the memo?"

Whether it's talking to your mom on the internet or giving mac and cheese to the dogs, did what you do in the proud knowledge that today is opposite day!