The "Secret Poo":

Ok, so here I am at home.... yes I made it safely with no trouble, except for the traffic snafoo in Portland, but that's of no concern. Anyways, tonight's blog is atributed to the one and only "secret poo", a very juvinal prank indeed.

My first encounter with this mystery substance was last semester. In the process of braving the 2nd floor bathroom, I reach around the door, not thinking twice, and latch it. To my utter shock and horror, I did not feel the cold metal of the stall's latch, but something soft...and brown. I freaked! Never in my life could I imagine a human being that who put their excriment on the door of a stall. Shocked and slightly tramatized, I wash my hands repeatedly! Suddenly my urge to ignore Nature's call for a little. It was then I was informed that the "secret poo" was not poo at all, but the product of a mashed up chocolate chip cookie. Many laughs were had... and my twisted mind brings the joke state-side.

You see, I just happened to have a set of cookies baked in the ovens of BBC.... time for some fun. I know that you all are probably questioning my maturity on this one, but hear me out. This prank is specifically for my OCD sister, who will probably end up washing the seat 7 times, and my hyper-active.... poo-attitude little brother ( I do love them both dearly, but it's pay back time!)

So here is the plan: everyone normally leaves the house for church in the morning before I do. It is normally my task to usher them out the door and do the same for myself. On any given Sunday at home, I would be the last one to arrive for lunch. Tomorrow...I'm not coming home...right away that is. Dad knows about it... from one good joker to another, I had to let him in one it. What can I saw, he brought me up well! So after they all leave, I am going to place the "secret poo" on the seat of the toilet... Also, I'm gunna trick out the desktop of the computer with a picture of the object of abomination and make very clear to video that is on the desktop...explaining the prank....

I think that this thing is actually one of the nastiest things that I've created/seen. I mean, it looks real! All I had to do was add a tiny bit of water and it gives a natural look to it! I am debating whether of not to add a few kernals of tonight's left over corn...for effect... I guess we'll see what happens. But as for now, I feel like a troubled 6th grader! I need sleep! good night all and may I see you on the other side of my coma!