Coward.

So someone decided that it would be clever to fill out a "secret crush calculator" in my name on a friend's weblog. There were three names that were put into this prank machine and it was e-mailed to my friend's e-mail account. The three names were that of this friend, one of my best friends, and a married woman who I have never really hung out with!

I know that this is a childish prank. Ha ha. The laugh is over and so I retort:

Say it to my face, ask me straight up, or shut up. I don't know who you are, but you have some messed up ideas in your head. Seriously, what give you the right to make assumptions about things that I have never voiced?

But no, sit back in whatever chair you sit and muse.: "Let's see what kind of rumor that we can start because we're bored." (Proverbs 16:28 - "A perverse man stirs up dissension and a gossip seperates close friends."

Let me give you something to talk about: the undeniable fact that you are wrong on all three accounts. I need not explain myself on any account, but your perception is as good as a corpes'.

So the next time you try to strike up drama, remember this: Revelation 21:8

"But the COWARDLY, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all LIARS - their place is in the fiery lake of burning sulfer...."

P.S. Read Romans 1:28 -32.... and know that I'm really sorry that you forgot that...