As the Timbit Rolls: A daytime-melopsychotic-digitally-rearranged-underly-rated Canadian Soap Opera

(This episode of As The Timbit Rolls is taped by a live studio audience)

Narrator: On our last episode we were left wondering what would become of the happy couple. They were standing at a fork in the road...."Props! Would you get that utensil out of the walkway?!" ... Back to the story... the girl was faced with a choice... She liked the Tim Bits and coffee, but the lure of McDonald's salty fries and smooth ice cream was almost too much! And now we return to the story:

This is the Story of a G....Boy:
"Sweetie Pumpkin, we've been through so much together in the past two days. if you truly loved me, you'd go to McDonalds with me." the boy said with his voice shaking and tears welling in his olive colored eyes. How could she refuse, he thought, why would she refuse... do I smell funny... what if say says no?! The questions poured though his mind. Just as he was ready to burst a blood vessel in his forehead, she calmly put her hand on his and said, "Boo-boo snoocie boochie face, I would love to go to McDonald's with you... but I've never been there with a boy... alone."
Oh it was love! (narrator interjection: WAIT A SECOND! HOLD THE SCRIPT! Love?... in two days??! And the so story continues) They embraced for what seemed to be an enternity...consisting of two seconds. Maybe their warm feelings were love, or maybe it was the coffee dumped in his lap. Whatever the case, it did not matter. He was content to stare into her cesspool green ocular sphere.
They enjoyed their final lightly sugar glazed Timbit by splitting it in half and daintily feeding it to the other. With everything going so well, what could ever go wrong?

Material Girl...
She smiled sweetly....I mean come on, she has sugar all over her face from the Timbits. The night had been quite enjoyable and full of excitement. She had never made a commitment so deep as she had that night. Though she thought of the possible repercussions, she could not look back now; she was committed. "It's only McDonalds." she thought to herself, "It isn't like we're hanging out in the "fishbowl" or Couple's Center.....Student Center..too often. There was that still small voice in the back of her head to run.
She had never been in a relationship so serious or focussed before. It was what excited her the most about this one. Finally, she had found a boy who was looking towards the future and actually at college. This was also the same thing that struck fear deep within her heart. Was the relationship going too fast?
It was day three into their blooming romance when they made that fateful trip. It was in the evening time and the stars twinkled with excitement and the moon smiled on the ironically starlit couple. She felt unsure of her decision. She cared for him and he poured so many wonderful things at her feet and showered her with gifts, so she couldn?t break up with him.
Just then, he release a potently gaseous cloud from his mouth. "How can this be?!" she thought. She was so frustrated the she didn't say a thing. She could tell that he knew something was wrong....but she never voiced her secret thoughts.