Omnivores for Mediocrity:

If you haven't heard much about my current employment, I am the file room guy at Susquehanna Valley Imaging. Anyways, occasionally the girls at the front desk will call me in the back for folders. After a while, I'll heckle them about it. Like for example: "You're always asking for something... it's always, Damien get me a folder, send Trogdor over to my house, put on a purple thing and dance around."

Today however, I was told by a fellow employee that I should go on strike. So I figured that if I am going on strike that I should have my own picketting sign. So I took an old folder that I recently replaced and wrote in big letters "Omnivores for Mediocrity" with a picture of the mascot, none other than the famous Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. So as I walked to the front desk, I held the poster in front on the folders I was bringing up to the front.

As I worked in the kitchen area with all my stuff, I proudly waved the banner over my paper shreader and anyone who dared enter crossed the picket line joined my side! MWHAHAHAH! Omnivores for Mediocrity....!