Stupidity:

This morning sucks. For the past week in Ingersoll House, we have had NO hot showers. Now if you're a polar bear or just plain sick, you'd enjoy this. I don't. I enjoy a hot shower and have come to realize the blessing when I do manage to get one, but this is nuts. What is even more sick than this that someone with a serious deficiency of brain cells decided that it was so "tropical" in our bathroom that they opened the window! It is not exactly the Caribbean here! It is winter in New Brunswick, you don't go outside if you don?t have 30 layers of clothes on.

You don't do this to me when A) I'm lacking a few hours of sleep and B) I've just woken up. I am not a morning person. As you could probably tell, this is being written, you guessed it, in the morning. I figured that while I am stinking cranky, I will write and vent my frustration. I hope that you may get some twisted pleasure at my expense and that you will pray that tomorrow I may have a warm shower.

The Theory of the Root of Modern day Nazis and the Root of Evil:

*Disclaimer: This is just a theory, none of the elements of this rant have any truth to it*

Do you ever wonder about the "blue-light special"? Why is it a blue light? Why not red, yellow, black, or green? This light is the trademark of the department store K-Mart and have brought much "financial savings" to consumer America. The question is this: are these featured items really necessary to every day life? To answer this question, no. Nor is the blue light special intended to serve all of life's purposes. The blue light is a subliminal racial statement. Think about it. Why the blue light? Why not another color? It is because the modern day bigwigs have roots with Hitler's Fascist regime known as the Nazis. Hitler was trying to invoke through genocide the Arian race (tall, blonde hair, BLUE eyes). The same thing can be said, minus the genocide, about K-mart:

The corporation says, "Here is a product that is brought to you by the white man. This is not brought to you by the red, yellow, black, or green lights (man), but by the perfection of the blue light, the perfection of the white man."

With this being said, we can rule that K-mart is a racist corporation with subliminal propaganda to all ages, genders, generations, and races. Though it is intended to imply white supremacy to all.

However, we must ask about the mastermind behind such a smudge on the face of freedom. I propose that it is none other than Martha Stewart. We have already seen the recent trials due to stock trading with insider info, but what is not seen if her corner on the market of all industries. In conjunction with Microsoft, Martha Stewart has produced there line of life controlling products, code named: MS-Life. We all know of Microsoft's evil, so we won't get into that. With Martha, look at the name on her products: Martha Stewart Everyday. And her magazine and television show: Martha Steward Living. What is being said is this: "You cannot live unless you a 'Martha Stewart living'." You may ask, "How does this connect with K-mart?" I will tell you. Martha Stewart features her products in K-mart and basks in the blue light. By connecting all of these together, we can find that Martha Stewart is racist and promotes modern naziism... therefore, Martha Stewart is the root of all evil.